David Davis
I just spotted this which crystallises everything about Britishness and Irishness combined.
We even share an ocean, which is more than we do with the EU – sorry you buggers, the North Sea is ours. And our fish.
I would like to offer the Irish a referendum on rejoining England, when we will as England have left the UK.
And, eventually, we may defend the North Sea with boats. Like these ones here…I think the FrancoSpanioRussians will just try, er, to be elsewhere:-

I would like to offer the Irish a referendum on rejoining England, when we will as England have left the UK.
The other way round surely? I’d suggest retiring Mrs Queen & co. and asking to join Ireland. If it could be done in the next couple of months the British might actually get a referendum. Oh, and if you could arrange to have Ian Paisley visit the EU when Dublin takes over Britain the resulting explosion would probably take care of that problem too. 😀
Good point.