David Davis
Simple!
Boris Johnson should simply blame the whole affair on GramscoFabiaNazi Stalinsist scumbags such as Ken Livingstone, who clearly put the “London Mayor office expenses scheme” in place. So that scumbags could entertain their mistresses (cor! I’d like a mistress!) on the taxpayer.
After all, if you are a GramscoFabiaNazi, that’s what the taxpayer is for: he/she/it is a “resource”. For you. Foy you “represent” him/her/it.
So you need dosh.
After all, Boris can’t have done this, can he, he can’t have made the system. He wasn’t in office then.
Remember how to blame everything that goes pear-shaped in the NHS or “schools’n’hospitals” on __TORY CUTS__ ?? Well, we have some __Labour_sluts__ … we can blame expenditure increases on them.
It’s really high-time that the Enemy Class learned how to use public money to procure lovely sex, as Tories have known how do do for centuries (although it was mostly their own money) rather than just to have their hands in the till (and just take money, that’s boring, man) in a low, gauche, socialist way.
I mean, if you’re going to take the people’s money and piss it up the wall, then at least do something glorious and creative with it, like spending it on great sex….
…..show some elementary respect for the producers of that bloody money!
Otherwise, they will simply garotte you one day – as opposed just to slicing off your head rather quickly, with a rusty breadknife.
I mean, all that this episode tell Boris Johnson is:-
GET RID OF THE DEPUTY MAYOR – HE IS A STALINIST PLANT TO GET YOU IN TROUBLE!
Have none!
Be serious.
Simply annouce that all “deputy mayors” will be executed by Firing Squad, at their own front doors, upon the morning of their appointment.