Hey David, do you really believe the Queen is a reptile?
There must surely be hope for the screwed shorted mismanaged and largely (greatfully) ineffectual mass of unquanitfied electrical equipment within my skull. I have frequently given up hope on the sack of shite, but it often ‘produces some good results’ as the patronising real-university-graduates of the Open University are constantly fucking reminding me.
Whatever she is I want you to say they are as well, and a link to donate.
Boris: “This way to the alter ma’am”
HRH: “Can I take my natural form as a 7 foot white-crested reptilian from the lower 5th dimension now?”
Boris: The powder room is over there ma’am
Excuse me, Ma’am, but you can’t park here.
Hey David, do you really believe the Queen is a reptile?
There must surely be hope for the screwed shorted mismanaged and largely (greatfully) ineffectual mass of unquanitfied electrical equipment within my skull. I have frequently given up hope on the sack of shite, but it often ‘produces some good results’ as the patronising real-university-graduates of the Open University are constantly fucking reminding me.
Whatever she is I want you to say they are as well, and a link to donate.
I’m thinking about going to see David Icke at the Brixton Academy, what do we think of him? Thought it could be interesting.
“Europe’s this way ma’am, we must insist . . . ,”
“Look, ma’am, I’ll put my bloody coat down over that puddle—the least that you could do is to joly well walk over it…”
DK
….and the Detail-Spotters’ Grand Challenge Cup of the Day goes to DK, for noticing that it was raining!
‘Get a move on, Liz. We’ve got another treaty for you to sign off.’