David Davis

Oh, well, that’s it then. No more air shows. The safety-Nazis have scored another hit, and will now be able to demand £466,000,879.81 with menaces, from organisers, for “insurance”, every time the Red Arrows are invited to perform anywhere. We should have seen it coming, I guess.

Trouble is, we’re too slow, too busy, and too trusting of other people in our country. At least 6,147,375 are now STASI agents. (that doesn’t leave many who can still afford tickets to air displays.)

The bloody cows should either have been MOVED FIRST, or EATEN, preferably at the show.

By way of compensation, there was the Red Arrows again, at Southport earlier this month.

Eat red smoke-trails, craven cows!