David Davis

I learned it here, although I expect I will score “nul points”, since Bryony Gordon was my source, and she was slightly less positive about it than the Twitterati might like, and I’m a bit cynical too.

Who cares what I’m doing right now? Or even what you are doing, reader. Piss off back to your work. Perhaps it’s none of anybody’s effing business either.

I would like to publish in a few years:-

“They spotted a gap in the market, and fell smartly to their deaths through it.”