FLASH MOB … Friday 10th October 3.00 pm Bank of England …

…..plus more on “Greed IS good”, from Alex Singleton in the Torygraph.

David Davis

I don’t know, I seem to see this turning up here and there. I can’t go but maybe you people can. Via “A decent Muesli” who I think got it from Guido.

It won’t change a thing, of course, but it will be fun.

Here’s some more fun stuff:-

Worth quoting too:-

THE government is to invest £500bn of your money in British banks so they can lend it back to you with interest.

‘I got confused’

The historic move is being hailed as a lifeline for the financial system as long as nobody asks too many questions.

Julian Cook, chief economist at Corbett and Barker, said: “The government will give your money to the banks so the banks can start lending you that money, probably at around 7% APR.

“Thanks to all the interest you’re paying on your own money, the banks will make billions of pounds again and normality will be restored.

“After a few years of this the government will cash in the bank shares it bought with your money and use the profits to build a huge fucking dome somewhere.”

He added: “In case you hadn’t already worked it out – the entire global financial system is predicated on the assumption that you’re an idiot.”

Chancellor Alistair Darling said the decision had been taken in tandem with the banking industry, adding: “They used a lot of dirty words I’d never heard before and one of them had an angry looking dog.”

Meanwhile, Emma Bradford, a sales manager from Bath, said: “Why doesn’t the government just give my money to me so I can buy stuff from businesses who will then make a profit and put it in a bank?”

But Mr Darling insisted: “Shut up.”

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