David Davis

Look, I know that using the word GramscoStaliNazi irritates libertarian purists. But you all know, in your hearts, that what we are all up against is these GramscoStaliNazi droids. It does not matter what thet call themselves: “Palestinians”, “People’s Courts”, the “Metropolitan Council’s Cabinet” – whatever. The strategic objective is the same. Even ifthey appear to be “protecting the English Countryside”.

Charles Moore puts up a thoughtful article in today’s Tory-Failigraph. If the Enemy-Class wants to keep the “countryside” as a sort of holiday-theme-park a-la-Cornwall-for-its-teenagers-on-the-British-equivalent-of-Spring-Break, then most new building in it will be forbidden. It must remain as the archetypal “English Countryside Idyll” of farmers in brown smocks going “arr-Arr”, pushing a plough-horse along a single-track-road, and with no mew houses in it for anyone at all. Everything must be either thatched or covered with climbing roses, which miraculously always bloom all the year round, even in winter. And there must be no Tescos anywhere at all.

I refer you to my facebook post about the “English Countryside” here. The main point I made there, and which I want to repeat here, is that such a landscape is the most un-natural, the most managed, and the most highly conserved through continuous population for many centuries, of anything on earth. No system of paddy-fields in South East Asia, even, can compete with it for the depth and length and intricacy of its management and artificiality. therefore there can be no objection to continuing to build new structres in it for new people.

The GramscoStaliNazis are commanding people to say that they think that the “English Countryside” is some sort of Walter-Darré-ish/Baldur-von-Schirach-ish primeval theme park, to which “The People” have a right to be sent (for vacations as directed) and have a right to be commanded to “subsist” in, using “little local shops”, and “organically-grown” “seasonally-available foods” for health and … (whatever other crap they trumpet). The fact is that if only the people live in it who can’t escape (which is the agricultural-poor created on purpose by Blair because he hated them knowing they’d never vote for the bastard) and if nobody else comes in because there are not enough houses except fled ruins (and the cities are dying owing to GramscoStaliNazism being partially applied therein via Soviets and Labour MPs) then their vision will succeed.

The averagely-sampled random Libertarian gathering could turn a rural ruin, created in about 2000AD by the Blair-Foot-Mouth-DEFRA-Stampede, into a modern dwelling-house in about ten days – socialistNazi electrical/window/wiring/plumbing regulations notwitstanding. But I don’t think that the MarxoStaliNazis want a functioning “countryside”: it is a danger to them in that it’d contain non-socialists voters in droves, and to it could flee populations of metropolitan dwellers fleeing the coming planned pogroms of shopkeepers, businesspeople and the bourgeoisie, for which the recent riots were a sort of GramscoStaliNazi Dieppe Raid.