“Gold-diggers”, we always used to call them….here’s yet one more, I just start to lose interest now. But she will have lovely boobs for, er, what boobs ar engineered for, if that strange white stuff on her could just fall off (shame about the so0ooo 1980s hair)…..

David Davis

The “Tiger” – it can’t be his real name! I insist! He _can’t be called “Tiger”, it would have been _such_ a stupid, stupid move, asking for down-the-line-trouble – Woods thing does fascinate me in a macabre sort of way. (Tigers are seen as good, noble and powerful animals: the top predator of the world – meet therefore to be brought down by stalinist hyena pygmies, from behind a bush, later…)

Suddenly, out of nowhere it seems, a cohort of young identical-looking women all appear at one time, saying public things about what in a grown-up liberal civilisation ought to be private things, and pointing the finger at one person. OK, I’m not a golfing fanatic, but I’d never heard of the fellow before this, much. What’s “Tiger” done, I ask myself, to upset someone so important, and so well-connected that he/she knows all these apparently disparate young women and can “call” them, to testify about all these bedroom antics? What, in effect, does someone, somewhere, want out of this seemingly harmless golf-player? Is it money? If so, why deploy ALL these women? If it’s ALL his money, I ask then – who has he offended?

Is sex nasty and shameful under world-media gramscoFabians? I thought they invented it in 1963? You know, when Kenny Tynan said “Fuck” on the live Wireless Tele Vision? No? Are not we supposed to do it, to produce the uncritical uncurious voters of tomorrow, for the Enemy-Class? Sex is so “now”, so “the thing”, that primary-school children are now forced by the State to know how to do it. Whether their parents want them to know this or not. Children, as sex-machines, are now State Property. They even have a Unique Identification Number. So your local bureaucrat or friendly “Gau-Leiter”  knows who to shag and who to denounce…..

And “Tiger” is ethnic: sex with him should be an imposed and freely-borne socialist duty, surely? Specially for “Playboy” type models, all of whom are Caucasian, female, blonde and sharpfaced? None of which “Tiger” is of course.