David Davis

His head has been photoshopped into here. He’s with the President of a nation, so he must be dead: this sort of thing is a great honour, so he must be dead….at last.

Let’s all offer a Prayer to God (who is all-merciful and all-powerful) that the murdering mountebank Castro should rot inthe outer-void outside Hell, along with his friends Ernesto Guevara, Adolf Hitler, Joseph Vissarionovich Dugashvili, Mao ze Tung, and V I Ulianov – oh and Jean Monnet, I almost forgot.

Hell is too full for these buggers already. they’d take up too many “policing resources”.

Remember: you read it here first.